Of all of the incomprehensible inversions of justice and just plain common sense in America today, perhaps none are more infuriating than the squatter phenomenon. But fear not! Free enterprise has found a legal solution to disinfest your house when the law is on the side of the people who have stolen it.
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Oh HELL yeah I’d do that job. The money would have to be right, it’s not something I’d do for free (except maybe for a friend) so I’d want to be compensated well for doing such a thing and it’s commensurate risks but … You bet your ass I’d be a “Squatter Buster” and I would love it~
I had a problematic roommate many years ago. A couple of my friends tried to intimidate her into leaving. It didn’t work.
When moronic people declare it “illegal” to evict someone who has effectively stolen one’s house, then the laws written are invalid since they violate one’s property rights as defended by the Fifth Amendment’s Takings Clause, which explicitly states that private property cannot be taken for public use without just compensation. Such laws also violate both the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments, because both amendments include Due Process Clauses that prohibit the government from depriving individuals of property without legal procedure. Legally-protected squatting is a form of government-endorsed theft (i.e., taking), and these sort of things need to be declared unconstitutional.
While I would not like to make a career of working for that anti-squatter company, I do believe that I could enjoy working the occasional temp gig with them!
What an excellent idea and solution!!!
Glitter bombs with stink spray are a genius response to porch piracy.
He kept the snakes in a terrarium? I was thinking more along the lines of Indiana Jones when he opened the crypt.
There is a huge need in CA for graves for squatters. They can get all the sleep they could ever want in such a place.
Bill mentioned looting and crime. Squatting is just a specific form of looting — like taxes.