There is a “significant canine carbon footprint” warns the ever-hysterical left-wing Guardian newspaper. Yeah? Well watcha gonna do about it…PUNK?!
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May 22, 2025
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There is a “significant canine carbon footprint” warns the ever-hysterical left-wing Guardian newspaper. Yeah? Well watcha gonna do about it…PUNK?!
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I’ve never lived without a dog. I’ve lived with a few cats but never without a dog.
When we see articles written as serious being imitative of the Babylon Bee then we can be pretty sure they are not a serious “news” outlet.
Heard another person talking about this the other day. Says his dog slobbers all over the place, barks at plants all day, is in love with one of his old work boots, and is smarter than these “climate experts.”
As for me, I’m not worried about any of my dogs polluting anything any more. Had to feed them to my kids over the last three years.
Bill, I lived in SoCal for 40+ years. I was told by Northrop collegues (then living in Gardena, Cerritos, Irvine) that there were no free roaming cats/dogs because certain ethnic populations catch and eat them! There was a restaurant adjacent to the old Pico Rivera B-2 plant (also where Northrop A-12 competitor to miserable MDC offering was designed) that was frequently closed for serving cats! They’d get busted w/10 cats hanging in freezer, get closed a couple months, then reopen, then a few months later – closed again. Funny thing is that no one stopped going there when they reopened… Read more »
The older I get the more I phart. Kill me now so I do not pollute the atmosphere any more…lmao
There’s a home for the elderly in my city that has small dogs that roam free in the building. The old folks love petting them and caring for them, therefore staying active and healthier than the elderly in homes without dogs. The also have cockatiels in cages in the common room for people to talk to and have on their shoulders. Cockatiels are fabulous companion birds. They also had a large space with glass on two sides and screening on top, at the entrance of the home, that was filled with all kinds of birds, even peacocks, that the people… Read more »
My Aunt did the domesticating deer thing. Her intent was to lure all the deer into the pasture and grove behind her barn where she of course forbade us to shoot them, thereby keeping them all “safe” from us guys during deer season. I’d just post up across the road on public land outside of her “safe zone”. The results are obvious and she’d be furious every year. I told her “Hey, you’re the one baiting wild animals here. What’s you’re trying to accomplish is killing more deer than if you didn’t do that at all. You’re maliciously trying to… Read more »
You can get San Francisco to join the fight when you come for their gerbils.
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week and at Ceasar’s this weekend! Be sure to tip your bartenders!
I have 4 rescue dogs. The largest once as a 12 pound puppy once was straining on his leash when a 60 pound Chow that got aggressive toward him, me, my wife, and our other dog. I had a hard time keeping under him under control. Protective but normally friendly.
Harm to environment? Well, their gaseous emissions are.
But hands off my dogs! If they don’t defend themselves and the pack, well, there is the fact that I do exercise my Second Amendment rights.
And I’m a good shot.
Our cameras pick up an occasional bobcat or fox on our property here in the Southern Appalachians, but far fewer than you’d expect. But I think the animal pushing them out is the black bear. I believe the past hunting season may have taken out our “resident ursine families”, but I suspect “life will find a way” and they’ll be back. They have a daily, predictable time they wander down the mountain or up from the lake using the stairs from the dock. They are particularly notable hanging around when cooking an overnight Boston butt. I went to baste the… Read more »
I have a solution for the flying bullets problem … Years ago I hung up my rifles and only take them down for target shooting (which is legal in my backyard) and for maintenance. When you can and have shot game animals at ranges out to 1000 yards eventually there’s no sport in it anymore. If I can see something, I can kill it with a rifle. So … I took up the bow and then the crossbow. So I have a longbow, a compound bow and a particularly dandy crossbow. All very quiet and ballistically untraceable. Every once in… Read more »
How did we go from “don’t mess with my cute fluffy” to “mess with my gear and I’ll bury you in the forest” in just eleven posts?
This is the craziest party I has EVER seen!
I love you guys…
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“Momma told me not to come.
Momma told me not to come.
That ain’t the way to have fun, son.
That ain’t the way to have fun.”