Steve Green’s HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY Show

We’re shooting down Mexican drones with lasers; New Alzheimers medicine appears to RECOVER MEMORIES and an anti-American butthead manages to get himself deported. Fun for everyone!

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Rich Ouellette
September 16, 2026 12:35 PM

Meanwhile the Navy is going with … frickin lasers as well

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Phil LeMay
September 16, 2026 6:49 AM

I’m waiting for Border Control to make the control system open source, and turn the anti-drone lasers into a video game!!!

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Reply to  Phil LeMay
September 16, 2026 8:41 AM

Jeeze. I hope they don’t do that. I’d never leave my computer console again during waking hours. I really, really like spending time outside after sitting at a computer in one form or another for the last few decades of my life. Of course they’d probably lock me out after the third or fourth time I used those lasers on the eyes of nasty-assed Mexican drug and people smuggling gang-bangers. If a laser has enough cojones to waste a drone it’s got enough power to permanently fry the MK1 optical sensors on a human-shaped animal too. I have a laser… Read more »

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Reply to  Harry Ferguson
September 17, 2026 7:30 AM

Yeah, well … I’m pretty sure that blinding human shaped vermin by remote control is against the Geneva Convention or something. But you know what the Fat Electrician says …

“It’s never a war crime the first time.”

Keith Jackson
September 16, 2026 4:37 AM

My wife visited the Minnesota State Fair with a friend she’d met traveling. Talk “aboot” a place that’s fun! She sent me shots of the winning butter sculpture and pictures made with dried beans of different colors. Other than street shots of tens of thousands of attendees looking like before pictures in Ozempic commercials, and, unlike the demographics down here in the South, barely a “sister” or “brother” in sight, it could make you almost forget they are politically crazy nut jobs.

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Reply to  Keith Jackson
September 16, 2026 6:27 AM

I was born and raised in Minnesota, I’ve been to that fair dozens of times while I lived there, it’s an annual family thing in my clan. We do NOT say “aboot”, that’s Canadian. If you heard that at the Minnesota State Fair you were hearing a Canadian. Minnesotans pronounce “sorry” funny though, something I was not aware of until l joined the military and travelled elsewhere. Minnesotans say “sore – ee” not “sar – ee” We say “jah sure” and “youbetcha” so that’s something we probably share with Canucks. We don’t drink “soda” we drink “pop”, soda is for… Read more »

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Keith Jackson
Reply to  ACTS (TM)
September 17, 2026 4:26 AM

The Fair had a Republican Party booth with a couple people standing with American flags. The assembled masses gave them wide berth.

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Reply to  Keith Jackson
September 17, 2026 9:06 AM

Yeah, amazing that people just want to enjoy the fair and were not swarming a political booth, huh? It’s almost like spending time crowding around a political display booth isn’t as important to people as funnel cakes, walleye-on-a-stick and tractor exhibits, the silly bastards. I don’t think I’d read a lot into that but you do you. I tend not to gravitate towards the dire unless there’s a clear reason to. Nor do I look to confirm my bias in something like how busy the Republican Party booth might be any given instant in time. I’m not a Pollyannate optimist… Read more »

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The Genos
September 15, 2026 5:26 PM

Best. Thumbnail. Ever.

Bart Lago
September 15, 2026 4:13 PM

Now I WANT a Willy Wonka suit!

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Reply to  Bart Lago
September 16, 2026 6:40 AM

You can get one the same place Steve got his:)

Brother Bob
September 15, 2026 4:00 PM

Steve, this might be your most disappointing post in a while. You missed the perfect opportunity for a…

L-L-L-Lightning Round!!!