‘They seek him here, they seek him there
Those Yankees seek him everywhere!
Is he in Heaven? Is he in Hell?
That damned, elusive Pimpernel!’
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He may not be the Scarlet Pimpernel, but he’s definitely the Purple Pumpernickel.
No more kakamimis…
When I clicked on the link in the email, it gave me the results of a search for Schrödinger’s. I had to go to billwhittle.com to get to this.
PEBKAC glitch.
Been using that for decades, but with an alternate spelling (and the way I first saw it)-PIBKAC. Problem is between keyboard and chair. In PEBKAC the E is exists.
Same stuff, different spelling.
I don’t think we need all that decaying molecule scientific stuff. I’m perfectly fine with putting every single ayatollah in a box with a cyanide capsule and a timer. No sense in messing around with any uncertainties and it’s still a lot kinder way to treat them than the way they treat other people. Or how they would treat me and you if they could.
The timer is on or nah?
Yea, that’s pretty dark of me, but . . .
LOL …Grandma always taught us kids not to be cruel to the farm animals but I don’t think that same principle is in operation here.
Maybe a random number generator set to trigger the cyanide when it hits its 50th prime number… Just to make things entertaining for them?
Knew you’d get my point. The Random Number thing not bad and we could let him have a button with the number 11 on it so he could speed up the process.
It tell him that it speeds up the process and it slows it down. Or does nothing.
Wonder which would be worse. 🤔
50 th prime number? That could take quite a while or be quite fast.
And very nerdy. Just up my alley. GBTA.
Many American males remember Jaye P. Morgan from The Gong Show.
But what happens if the cat is the Toonces the Tooncinator?
Come now, Scott. How do you know that no cyanide capsules were broken in the cat box? Did you actually observe it? If so, the experiment’s over. If you didn’t, then speculation is irrelevant and contrary to the point of the experiment.
Steve: “Only mostly dead”. It’s a”Princess Bride” reference! I love it.
Dead. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
And I wonder if Schrodingers cat would get along with Pavlovs dog?
I couldnt resist.
I’m Not Dead (yet)!
Dead man walking
Or Monty Python.
It’s only a flesh wound.
Bring out your dead (Holy Grail)
Dead Parrot
Tis only a scratch
.. so much meme material, some of which I’ve seen already.
Steve! OMG! You’re Schrodinger’s box explanation was good. Not that I doubted you. It’s just that not many can.
Something tells me that giving Iran a few items from the US Constitution and having the Shah’s progeny administer an interim government might not work given they are not a Judeo-Christian society. But they might if they were majority Zoroastrian.
Well done.