A DAY AT THE BEACH V2 (Now with 100% Fewer Spelling Errors!)

You never know who you’re going to meet.

Or WHAT.

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Ralph Simpson
June 7, 2026 11:35 AM

That was fabulous Bill.

David Pimentel
June 2, 2026 8:06 AM

I was disappointed that no predatory aquatic lifeform appeared at the end to snack on the floundering detritus.

Last edited 10 days ago by David Pimentel
Bart Lago
Reply to  David Pimentel
June 2, 2026 11:53 AM

What do you have against predatory aquatic lifeforms?

Road Rider
June 1, 2026 1:05 PM

The Master of Messaging Strikes with new tools! I’ll keep paying my annual membership if you did nothing but these. Well done. Now please do Newsom. Target rich environment. Who knows, keep this up and you’ll get your own legislation out of Sacramento. The “Stop Bill Whittle Act”.

Keith Jackson
June 1, 2026 3:29 AM

“Pratt Put Puppy in Blender” from the L.A.Times. Haha.
They say if hummingbirds were twice as big, as aggressive as they are, they’d be responsible for a lot of species being removed from the roll call of the living.

Last edited 11 days ago by Keith Jackson
Road Rider
Reply to  Keith Jackson
June 1, 2026 12:57 PM

Aykroid put Bass in blender…”Ummm, that’s terrific bass!”

So I just wrote that, not seeing the connection. Slow day for Road.
Aykroid put Bass in blender….”Ummm, that’s terrific Bass!” Lorraine Newman!

Last edited 11 days ago by Road Rider
Road Rider
Reply to  Road Rider
June 1, 2026 1:02 PM

Lorraine Newman Loves Bass!

bass
John Staley
May 31, 2026 7:14 PM

Well done Bill!!

Cathy Shepherd
May 31, 2026 4:18 PM

Enjoyable and, more importantly, to the point. Kudos, Mr. Whittle.

Peter John Resweber
May 31, 2026 5:49 AM

NEITHER

Peter John Resweber
Reply to  Peter John Resweber
May 31, 2026 8:13 AM

…but, otherwise I love it!!! 😉

Peter John Resweber
Reply to  Peter John Resweber
June 2, 2026 4:46 AM

…and now: Thanks for fixing it!!

Alan Kelman
May 31, 2026 4:35 AM

Fabulous. I missed Bill doing his Bill thing.
He a master polemicist; he needs to get back to what he does best.

Rick Notkin
May 31, 2026 4:34 AM

Very entertaining. Too bad that it’s only AI. 😉

Alan Kelman
Reply to  Rick Notkin
May 31, 2026 4:38 AM

It doesn’t matter that it’s only AI.
It matters that somehow this gets played over and over on social media.
we need a few people with large followings to repost this.