After a three-week absence, Kamala Harris has returned with a video message that runs for ten minutes and manages to say nothing at all. Hot Mic co-host Bill Whittle has gotten his hands on a pirated copy of the latest firmware update that the Vice President is currently running, and asks the question: what would Kamala Harris sound like if she were considerably smarter but still managed to speak without saying anything?
Listen here on Soundcloud:
You FOOL!! Don’t you see what you have done??!!
By increasing her intelligence, you’ve unleashed the true potential of her Super Power: Vapidity!
Tamper not further with this, lest we are all sucked into her Black (Indian?) Hole of vapidity, and lost to reason forever!!!
Go no further, here be dragons!!!
Bill, I know tis the season to be jolly and wish good things to ona and all..
But after listening to that
https://youtu.be/sPbjPOgRtyA
Which one is scarier?
https://youtu.be/DV5c16vOzSs
I have said more than once that a great parlor game would be forming teams to create Kamala-like word salads, then have a judge choose the best (most incoherent?) one.
I never thought I’d see a presidential candidate who would make Hilary look competent and preferable – welcome to 2024!
And we’re also only 4 years aw/ay from seeing Gulag Barbie in her first presidential primary debate… pray for our future!
WOW! I think I know now what became of the guy who wrote the instruction manual for the now-famous turbo-encabulator. He’s a speechwriter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag
FUNNY but scary because it seems so true
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… If we post this .. without context, how many people will think it’s true??
BILL!!!! INSTAGRAM!!! *LMAO!!*
damn it boy, I say , I think you are on to something. I believe she is probably the front runner for 2028