It was the beast of times; it was the wurst of times… In one corner, ladies and gentlemen, Senator John Fetterman, who, we are genuinely pleased to say, seems to remaking great strides in recovering from his debilitating stroke that had made his campaign seem like a farce and also an act of great cruelty. It turns out, the more brain function he recovers, the more conservative he’s become. Awkward…
And in the other corner, there seems to be a malfunctioning animatronic over at the Panderers of the Caribbean ride…
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Or maybe you can get the trans animatronic behind Biden to start kicking him in the ass. The gearing just may be locked up
Are you able to move the Kamala animatronic closer to the Biden one so her head bumps his head to allow the hydraulic fluid to spill out of her ear into his?
It is interesting how the human mind can find something entertaining and terrifying at the same time.
While this Biden Freeze is truly frightening in the bigger picture, the humor cannot be denied! However, the White House Press Secretary, or whatever KJP is, now claims that these oft repeated “events” never happened but are merely desperate Conservative attempts at “Deep Fakes” to hurt JB’s re-election campaign. Sadly, there is too large a proportion of the American population who is likely to believe that lame-ass excuse!!!
I have a funny, kind of relevant story. I used to work at Imagineering in the R&D department. There was a program to turn animatronic head making into a parametric process. Normally every shell and motor and bellcrank linkage inside the head is re-designed each time a new character’s head is built. Instead they wanted to just scan a person’s head, then you press a button and every part you need from the rubber skin molds to the linkages gets designed because we teach the process how to do it. This was late 2015, and the use case was the… Read more »
The idea behind the myth is that frogs are cold-blooded and they would keep trying to adjust their body temperature.
As Scott noted, frogs will sense the futility before it’s “too late”.
I haven’t heard anyone yet mention his arms. Not that he is not moving them, it is just they hang at his side like he is paralyzed from the neck down. Not that he is not, but it is that way in all of these videos. Don’t think he will be the candidate and that might be the scariest scenario.
And the very odd hand position.
I’m pretty sure the paralysis is from the neck up.
although this is kind of funny it is a sad state of affairs that this man holds the office of president of the USA.
A Progressive frog will not jump out of the pot- he has faith that what is being done to him is the correct thing and that if he feels increasingly uncomfortable his end justifies the means of his destruction.
“Panderers of the Caribbean” – nice. I might steal that. That was fun, you should try that again with some other random topic. It was a little bit “Who’s line is it anyway” and a little “MST 3000” Maybe the day after the “debate”. I am going to follow Steve’s drunkblog during the debate. I was looking for a Bingo card and a set of drinking rules, but the BINGO card has “Convicted Felon” in every square. And the drinking game rules have Convicted Felon as only a sip, not a shot, since the Over/Under is apparently 25 times that… Read more »