Musk the Merciless: Ruler of the Earth!

Wired magazine is convinced that it’s only a matter of time before Elon Musk “has the keys to all of the rifle lockers in outer space.” Anyone know the Klingon phrase for “come and take them!?”

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Brother Bob
September 29, 2025 7:57 AM

How do we get a graphic of Elon as Ming and we don’t get a single Flash Gordon reference in the vid or comments? OK, I’ll start:
When Elon learned that Trump survived after getting shot were the first words out of his mouth, “Donnnald is alivvve”?
Or I can picture the conversation they had at Charlie’s funeral where Elon thanked Don: “For what?”
“Well, for giving a dumb old bird a second chance.”

Gerhardt Gast
September 29, 2025 6:13 AM

I’m going to not read Wired even more now.

Jay Karamales
September 28, 2025 6:20 PM

Ha’ ‘ej tIH yItlhap!

You asked.

David B
September 28, 2025 10:03 AM

>”…56% of democrats believe assassination is ok.”<

Time to declare the whole democrat party a terrorist organization and ban them.

Karl Schweitzer
Reply to  David B
September 29, 2025 7:39 PM

I think the only related good news is from what I understood, that wasn’t the percentage of ALL democrats, but just some of the younger, disaffected ones. Certainly too large of a number, but at least it isn’t half of 70 some million.

Then again, you are not paranoid if they really are out to get you.

Rich Ouellette
September 28, 2025 8:28 AM

Just to be clear, as I see it the USA is still a capitalistic Republic, but getting lazy and drifting (dangerously) toward socialism (which always ends in rule by Oligarchs, then anarchy, then dictatorship). Democrat practices clearly lean heavily towards socialism but also (to sum degree) fascism based on their goals of wealth redistribution via rigid class structures such as “us .vs them”, scapegoats, minority groups, endless pronouns, reparations, and of course violence. To them, any means to an end, is acceptable, no matter what the cost – to others that is. As for Musk 007 villain? Nah, he’s likely closer… Read more »

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Phil LeMay
September 28, 2025 8:20 AM

Bill’s comment about the Starship being just a disguised cannon inside the rocket shell sounds like the plot of a cartoon.

Specifically a cartoon called
Schlock Mercenary! Look up Book 10, called ‘The Longshoreman of The Apocalypse’

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Donald Lehoux
September 28, 2025 6:23 AM

Bill it is called Damocles sword. put the shoe on the other foot or in the Bible. Musk SHOULD produce a movie were he IS the Bond villain.

Phil LeMay
Reply to  Donald Lehoux
September 28, 2025 7:45 AM

And in that movie, the villain should WIN!!

ACTS (TM)
Reply to  Donald Lehoux
September 28, 2025 10:49 AM

Hey Komrade lil’ Kommie Donny, guess what? They made such a movie about YOU, where you and your ilk are appropriately cast as the villains. The movie title is “Sovereign” starring Dennis Quaid and Nick Offerman (of Parks and Recreation fame, whose character Ron Swanson our very own Ron SAE takes his alias from). It’s a great movie that sticks to the facts and represents reality very well in a dramatic cinematic style. I encourage everyone to watch it if they’d like to know more about you and your bottom feeder “friends”. A term I apply loosely because hey, Donny?… Read more »