“I promise to stand by the jury decision” said the most corrupt President in the history of the United States.

All that America’s country folks have to say is: THANKS!

The Outsiders are inside the temple! And it’s too late to lock the doors!

Are Trump’s incoming nominees an example of FAFO (Fool Around and Find Out) or YOLO (You Only Live Once)?

Two Enemies of the People enjoyed a lovely morning with the President and were then released back into the wild.

Donald Trump is riding a tidal wave of joyous, goofy, spontaneous celebrations featuring perhaps the gayest song ever written!

Donald Trump’s smashing victory has already improved life for ordinary Americans… and he’s not even in office yet!

Why did so many of Harris’ celebrity endorsements came in exchange for a big check with lots of zeros on it?

In other news, Eveready and Duracell stock futures look promising in the short-to-mid-term.

Scott Ott brings us the magnificent magnitude of Trump’s victory down Mexico way.

An out-of-the-box solution to the most inside-the-box problem we face.

A fond look back at the Kamalapocalypse