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Flogging a Dead Force

‘The 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special is the worst piece of Star Was trash in history!’ The Acolyte: ‘Hold my beer.’ 

It really is that bad. It took four decades for Disney to turn a $4,000,000,000 franchise into compostable garbage, but they managed to pull it off at last. 

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Sash S
July 2, 2024 3:07 PM

I got through the first episode. Second. Nope. Seemed so silly. And the actors were unlikeable. What a waste of Midi-Chlorians..assuming they have them.

Mark Holland
July 2, 2024 7:07 AM

Love the reference to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Bill.

Mark Hunn
June 30, 2024 8:17 AM

I just wish I could get a copy of Star Wars where Hans Solo shoots first without all the crap that was added when the original trilogy was remixed. Oops I mean remastered. I shudder to think of what a wokeified version of The Fifth Element might look like.

Dan B
June 29, 2024 11:56 AM

Critical Drinker gave up on Acolyte after three episodes.

Dan B
Reply to  Dan B
June 29, 2024 12:03 PM

Oops. It looks li e he’s continued through at least episode five.

Brother Bob
Reply to  Dan B
July 1, 2024 10:48 AM

Yeah, I’m guessing he got too many views and realized he and struck reaction content gold.

Donald Lehoux
June 29, 2024 11:20 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k this IS THE most AWESOME New Hope fan made short. I wish these creators would get with me to make a 3 hour New New hope that WOULD be LOVED by the fans

Brother Bob
Reply to  Donald Lehoux
July 1, 2024 10:56 AM

Wow. It’s amazing what content can be produced by people who don’t hate Star wars and its fans

Rich Ouellette
June 29, 2024 7:37 AM

agree w/Bill… Bye bye Disney/Star Wars. “So long and thanks for all the fish.” (nyoice Hitch-hiker’s Guide reference). To continue w/Hitch-hiker guide theme … 1st … “Don’t Panic”, failure is part of learning. As for the void/crater left by the woke-mob-bombs, recall that: nature abhors a vacuum; so I expect others to fill it, sooner … or later.

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Karl Schweitzer
June 28, 2024 7:13 PM

Steve with the Empire mug…..

Alan Strawn
June 28, 2024 3:06 PM

When I was a kid, on rare occasions on summertime weekends my dad would pop a batch of popcorn, put it in a paper grocery bag, load us in the family car and take us to the drive-in that was only 1 mile up the road from the house to see a movie. I can remember him asking the person taking the money at the gate “Is this a good one or one that the critics raved about?”. That always stuck with me over the years and has turned out to be a real eye-opener as to how movies are… Read more »

John Sullivan
June 28, 2024 7:16 AM

I use Rotten Tomatos in reverse, if the critics love it I know it’s woke, I go by the audience score.

Peggy Cottle
Reply to  John Sullivan
June 28, 2024 1:22 PM

Me too!

Brother Bob
Reply to  John Sullivan
July 1, 2024 10:57 AM

Exactly – High audience score + low critics = awesome

Sumi .
June 28, 2024 6:54 AM

Steve is right in that Disney just doesn’t want to tell stories like they used to do. But I’m somewhat in disagreement as to why. I don’t think that it can be boiled down to “they don’t want to.” When you build a company…no, scratch that. When you trans-form a company like Disney into a cultural Marxist propaganda machine, where only like-minded people are hired based upon what’s between their legs and the color of their skin, then you end up with a group of untalented people running the ship. Not only do the people at Disney not want to… Read more »

Peggy Cottle
Reply to  Sumi .
June 28, 2024 1:24 PM

Very well said. I will never support Disney due to their evil nasty agenda!