Want to be the center of attention at the Olympics? Want to have a shot a winning American Idol? WANT TO GET INTO COLLEGE? Well then you had better have a damn good sob story, mister! Scott tells us of a college application requirement to give a detailed account of your most traumatic moment, and asks if we even know ow to make television without liberal doses of mawkish and maudlin.
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